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$100 Please (Joke)
Two couples were playing cards when Eric accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Eric hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Eric went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Eric admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Eric says that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and, since Eric doesn't, Eric should come to her house around 2 p.m. on Friday. Friday arrived and Eric went to her house at 2 p.m. as instructed. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had s*x and then Eric left. Bill came home about 6 p.m. and asked his wife, "Did Eric come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did Eric give you $100?" She thinks, "Oh hell! He knows." Finally she says, "Well, yes ... he did give me $100." "Good," says Bill. "Eric came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.
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