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10-13-2007, 12:16 PM
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The most fun you'll ever have in your life...
To obtain maximum euphoria and self-actualization, all you have to do is the following:
1. Find songs that have the word "girl" in them. 2. Replace the "girl" with "squirrel." Examples: "That Squirrel," "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun," etc. 3. Find songs with the word "love" in them. 4. Replace "love" with "mud." Examples: "Why do Fools Fall in Mud," "Falling in Mud Again." Marlene Dietrich would be proud of the following interpretation of her signature song: Falling in Mud again Never Wanted To What am I to do? I can't help it This may be more fun than any of you deserve. |
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10-13-2007, 12:38 PM
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I just called to say, I mud you!
Is this mud, that I'm feeling Squirell, I've bee watching you - Gregory Abbot All you get from mud is a mud song - The Carpenters Best of my mud - The Eagles Born to give my mud to you - Martina McBride Can't help falling in mud - Elvis Presley Don't throw away my mud - Selena How am I doing Ed? I could go on forever here 
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10-13-2007, 01:42 PM
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Omgggggg...
This is too funny! 
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10-13-2007, 02:20 PM
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yay! i burst out laughing on those!
nice idea!  here's mine: Squirrels on TV Big Squirrels Don't Cry ~ Fergie Brown Eyed Squirrels ~ Van Morrison Beautiful Mud ~ The Afters Can You Feel the Mud Tonight? ~ Elton John Can't Help Falling In Mud ~ Elvis Presley LMAO!
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10-13-2007, 02:33 PM
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Squirrels Gone Wild, Volume 14?
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10-13-2007, 02:40 PM
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Whoa! Very impressive!!
I have a few more... Squirrels on Film - Duran Duran The Squirrel from Ipanema - Astaud Gilberto Squirrel - The Beatles |
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10-14-2007, 04:40 AM
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Ok then Ed, how about going for film names also and just adding in squirrel at the appropriate place as this may make things a little more interesting. Examples listed below:
The six million dollar Squirrel or The bionic Squirrel The Good, The Bad and The Squirrel (Western) A Fist Full of Squirrels (Western) A Few Squirrels More (Western) Who Framed Roger Squirrel Little Squirrel on the Prairie Enter The Squirrel (Bruce Lee - Enter the Dragon) The Squirrel who loved me (James Band - The Spy who loved me) Texas Squirrel Massacre Batman and Squirrel Sorry dude, just deviating a bit off course here but it kinda works also
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10-15-2007, 02:18 PM
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Squirrel
She's a special Squirrel With her own money, job, and credit cards A sexy Squirrel You better be careful or she'll pull your card In this world You wont find any like her standing around And I want a girl like her And I need a girl like her Girl A pretty Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel A sexy Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel Every day oh I I think about where she is And who she's with And whoever he is can he truly handle it Cause there is only one kind of guy For this kind of Squirrel And I want her And I need her I gotta have this Squirrel Squirrel A pretty Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel A sexy Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Girl A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel Squirrel A pretty Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel A sexy Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel Oh Squirrel I need you in my life I want you in my world Oh Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Sexy, lovely, pretty Squirrel Yeah See, you got me feigning I know you hear me calling I'm sitting here begging For just a chance with you I'll never do you wrong baby Here is where you belong Sugar Baby can't you see that I need you Cause you're such a Squirrel A pretty Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel A sexy Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel Squirrel A pretty Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel A sexy Squirrel A lovely Squirrel Squirrel A down for whatever special Squirrel Squirrel A smart Squirrel A real Squirrel I need her in my life always Squirrel
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10-16-2007, 07:23 AM
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I guess you say
What can make me feel this way? My Squirrel. (Talkin' 'bout my squirrel...oooh-oooh!) Never met a squirrel like you before... When I was seventeen It was a very good year It was a very good year for small town squirrels (etc.) "Boys who do squirrels, who do squirrels, like they're boys...." Barbie Squirrel Mysterious Squirrel "Who's that squirrel running around with you?" |
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11-12-2007, 02:36 PM
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"That Girl"
"That Squirrel" A perfect night itd be if I could see ya in my bed I wont beat around the bush, Im a be real instead You need a thug in ya life, is you down or you scared? Everybody knows when I step in the club Squirrels see me and they wanna show me love I got my chain on, with my shades on Rockin designer shoes and I sold a million So many Squirrels, but theres one that caught my eye Pretty lady so fine she blew my mind, oh my, cuz shes the one for me Ive been around the world, and seen so many Squirrels But none can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrels She got a bill and a face like a supermodel And her body built just like a coke bottle But none can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrels Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it snap! Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it bring it back! But none can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrels I think she knows that im tryin to get at her Im a go ahead and try to put in work Whats your name, whats your number can I hit you up If you digging what im sayin let me know whats up So baby let me know if I can take you home (take you home) I just wanna be somewhere where were alone alone Cuz youre the one for me Ive been around the world (around the world), and seen so many Squirrels (so many Squirrels) But none can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrels She got a bill and a face like a supermodel And her body built just like a coke bottle But none can compare (none can compare) cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrels(shes that Squirrels) Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it snap! Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it bring it back! But none can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrels Welcome to Miami, ive seen so many mommys Overseas the girls ive seen but none compare to you oh baby Ive been around the world and back Ive never seen a Squirrels like that Now its clear to me that Your that Squirrels for me Now I done been around the whole world played with the best of em But by far baby girl got the rest of em Shes so blessed from her back to her chest Got a playa on the quest to try to get her out her dress Yes, Im feelin like I just hit the lotto A caramel model shaped like a coke bottle Im a mack on attack like who the hell is that Squirrels When you leave im tryin to be where you at Squirrels She got a bill and a face like a super model And her body built just like a coke bottle But none can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrel Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it snap! (come on come on come on come on baby) Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it bring it back! (come on come on come on your so sexy) But none can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrel Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it snap! (I love the way your body moves) Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it bring it back! (I love your sexy attitude) But none can compare cuz I cant keep my eyes off that Squirrels
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