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Old 10-25-2007, 07:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Teacher : John, tell me where Statue of Liberty is..
John : No idea Sir!
Teacher : Go and stand on the bench (angrily)
John stands on the bench and says

"I STILL CANT SEE IT SIR!"


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Old 10-26-2007, 01:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2007, 07:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Not as good as the time my old teacher told my brother to go to the office for a long stand on April Fools day, he was stoody there for a hour waiting for a long stand.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one!

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Old 10-27-2007, 12:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

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