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Old 12-15-2007, 06:39 PM
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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders (6 year olds). Their insight may surprise you.

1.
Don't change horses - until they stop running.

2.
Strike while the - bug is close.

3.
It's always darkest before - Daylight Saving Time.

4.
Never underestimate the power of - termites.

5.
You can lead a horse to water but - How?

6.
Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.

7.
No news is - impossible

8.
A miss is as good as a - Mr.

9.
You can't teach an old dog new - Math

10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.

11.
Love all, trust - Me.

12.
The pen is mightier than the - pigs.

13.
An idle mind is - the best way to relax

14.
Where there's smoke there's - pollution.

15.
Happy the bride who - gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is - not much.

17.
Two's company, three's - the Musketeers.

18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what - you put on to go to bed.

19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose.

20.
There are none so blind as - Stevie Wonder.

21.
Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.

22.
If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries.

23.
You get out of something only what you - See in the picture on the box

24.
When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way.

25.
A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you.


And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than - Pregnant
 
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:49 PM
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ROTFLMAO!

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Old 12-15-2007, 11:45 PM
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Some of my favourites...

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Never underestimate the power of - termites.
Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.
No news is - impossible
Where there's smoke there's - pollution.
A penny saved is - not much.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries.
When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way.
Nice post, Atom.
 
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:03 AM
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very nice things right there. Some of them really amused me.
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Old 12-16-2007, 10:54 AM
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... Nice post, Atom.
Thanks.

This is my favorite:



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Old 12-17-2007, 05:00 AM
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lol! brilliant kids!
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:34 AM
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LMAO, good one Atom!
Kids really say the darndest things...
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:39 AM
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Oh my goodness Atom. Those were fantastic!!! LOL
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thanks for sharing, most of those are great! here are a few that i liked the most,
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5.
You can lead a horse to water but - How? HA HA
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning. Quite correct!
13.
An idle mind is - the best way to relax great!!
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A penny saved is - not much. very true!
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When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way. nice!
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:09 AM
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And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than - Pregnant
This one is great!

Nice ones, Atom.
 
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:10 PM
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And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than - Pregnant
hahahah! this is my favorite!!

Great post Atom!
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