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12-18-2007, 05:24 AM
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You Know You’re a Webmaster If!!
* You use keyword tools to name your children.
* You buy birthday gifts for your relatives through your affiliate links.
* You get physically exhausted doing the Google Dance.
* You check your server stats more than your blood pressure and you think their may be a correlation.
* You write keyword rich poetry.
* You regularly check the availability of the domain name, “Yahoo.com” just in case they’ve forgotten to renew.
* Your wife informs you that you’re hosting dinner. You tell her you are sure that dinner.com, .net, .org, etc. domains are already taken.
* Customer service asks you to verify your address. You give them your IP.
* You rate and review your own website listing.
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12-18-2007, 07:59 AM
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You are right here. lol
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12-18-2007, 09:19 AM
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 Great! *lol*
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12-18-2007, 10:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by infogle
* You use keyword tools to name your children.
* You buy birthday gifts for your relatives through your affiliate links.
* You get physically exhausted doing the Google Dance.
* You check your server stats more than your blood pressure and you think their may be a correlation.
* You write keyword rich poetry.
* You regularly check the availability of the domain name, “Yahoo.com” just in case they’ve forgotten to renew.
* Your wife informs you that you’re hosting dinner. You tell her you are sure that dinner.com, .net, .org, etc. domains are already taken.
* Customer service asks you to verify your address. You give them your IP.
* You rate and review your own website listing.
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Just curious... is there anything wrong with behaving like this? 
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12-18-2007, 11:21 AM
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lol i don't rate my listings! ha ha, nice read!
cheers!
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12-18-2007, 11:33 AM
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You give your kid some weird name, because the .com or at least the .net of it is still available.
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12-18-2007, 11:44 AM
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Just curious... is there anything wrong with behaving like this?
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haha exactly what i was thinking 
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12-18-2007, 11:55 AM
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mostly we did.. hahaha.. nice thinking..
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12-18-2007, 12:20 PM
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very funny, especially that:
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* You regularly check the availability of the domain name, “Yahoo.com” just in case they’ve forgotten to renew.
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12-18-2007, 03:04 PM
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hahaha some funny stuffs up there! 
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12-18-2007, 08:14 PM
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 Very funny!
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12-18-2007, 10:37 PM
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Well that's nice dear.
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12-18-2007, 10:42 PM
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hahaha... nice stuffs!!! that made my day! LOL 
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12-19-2007, 03:53 AM
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Definitely right..  
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12-19-2007, 04:27 AM
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thanks for the list.
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12-30-2007, 08:12 PM
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Can you dudes do a little bit more than post one liners saying you like the post? 
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01-04-2008, 07:18 PM
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nice.....
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01-06-2008, 09:26 AM
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This is very funny
Looking through the list Hmmmm... google dance and stats checking...oh wow does that mean that I may be on my way to being a webmaster? I dont do the other stuff though...yet!!(lol) (Note to self must start checking Yahoo for availability....)
Thanks for posting it , gave me a laugh today! 
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01-14-2008, 12:01 PM
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Most common happening.... welcome to the internet world....
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