Why do humans kiss?

[StrongInTheArm]

If you're spit while kissing, you are doing it wrong dude. There are worst ways to say hello.

I heard tell of a group of chimps that turn their bottoms towards the group leader who inserts a finger as a greeting. Kissing don't seem so bad in comparison.

[coolsaint]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

i kiss with the hope of spreading herpes to men like atom.


*forgets the smiley on purpose*

Originally Posted by kristeejo

and the crabs too

Do you really have those? Men are really sensitive about those. Trust me.

Originally Posted by Atom

Do you really have herpes?

See what did I tell you?

Originally Posted by Atom

Yeah, I think men were just a bunch of rapists probably.

I agree.

Originally Posted by Atom

I think we got plentyo pig in us yet.

BTW have you seen some of this I-porn on the net lately? Some of it's like.. beyond belief! People sure are nutz.

Some of it's pretty good though. However I would not recommend anyone view this, of course.

Portable hard drives are a great idea, but we can't help feeling that they are wasted on mp3s. What if you're stuck at church and you really need a porn fix? In fact, we can think of 101 places you might need a quick look at some tits, including, but not limited to, long car journeys with the folks, air travel (for those who want to join the solo mile high club), and, if you are a male teenager, wherever you happen to be at every single waking moment of the day. And sometimes when asleep.

For this reason, we recommend the new iPorn series!

Porn can be sorted into whatever categories float your boat, such as Blonde, Asian, legs-over-head, or George Michael, and the top model even has a handy “vibrate” feature for ladies and especially perverted men.

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Did you mean this ?

Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm

I heard tell of a group of chimps that turn their bottoms towards the group leader who inserts a finger as a greeting. Kissing don't seem so bad in comparison.

Couldn't help myself

[jdspc]

*with sunset back-lighting my face*

yuck! - human spit?!?

That was my toaster hackin my acct...He/she is butter oriented...




Traded it in for a answering machine...

[mabel01]

we kiss because it's one way of showing we appreciate.

[zeruel]

As for me, maybe because of Love and Appreciation... or maybe Sorry?

[Atom]

Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm

I-porn???

Is that like porn you have made yourself Atom?

LOL!

No, that's like.. the I stands for Internet.

[Atom]

Originally Posted by coolsaint

... - http://iporn.wastednetwork.com/
Did you mean this ? ...

That is great!

[ewomack]

Another thread about innocent human affection turned into a diatribe about VD and lechery...

That's why I keep coming back here. It's a human buffet!!

[Julie]

Originally Posted by ScriptMan

Come on Julie. You mean you never heard the guy's defination of a kiss?

"upper persuasion before lower invasion"

Who would like to sleep with someone who's idea of a kiss is simply to get some? He'd probably be a selfish, immature, crappy lover.

[Atom]

Originally Posted by Julie

Who would like to sleep with someone who's idea of a kiss is simply to get some? He'd probably be a selfish, immature, crappy lover.

Well now, if this was the person below me thread I think I'd fit right in.

[Sama3l.]

i know if you kiss a girl in a club you get 1 point
kiss a girl in a pub you get 2 points
if you get them to dirty dance, you get 3 points
and if you take them home you get 5 points....

and +2 points if the girl has a b/f already.

once you get 20 points every one playing the game has to buy you a shot.

[Cricket]

Originally Posted by Sama3l.

i know if you kiss a girl in a club you get 1 point

kiss a girl in a pub you get 2 points

if you get them to dirty dance, you get 3 points

and if you take them home you get 5 points....

and +2 points if the girl has a b/f already.

once you get 20 points every one playing the game has to buy you a shot.

At least we know now why it is that little boys grow up to be dogs.

[Sama3l.]

im not a little boy... im 22

[D3n!ss3_gÜrL]

Reasons may vary if you ask from person to person but I for a reason kiss somebody I love to show my affection and care to that particular person.

[Atom]

I was in love once. I was between the ages of 15 and 19 years old and it lasted for 3 1/2 years. The truth is that there was much more to it than sex from day one. I am just pulling you guys' legs. Sorry.

[Atom]

Her name was Janice. I kissed her because I loved her.

[Atom]

But then there was Ana ...

I think I loved her too, but..

she had much nicer boobs.

[Atom]

Yes, I recall that very clearly now.. hmm

anyway..

Ana was different. I loved her, but, I knew it would never be like I loved Jan.