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06-19-2008, 12:01 AM
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Your Onion Horoscope
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06-19-2008, 12:27 AM
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Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Turns out it's neither the heat nor the humidity, but rather a foot-long meatball sub that will cause all the sweating.
Hahahahahahha..make my day.  |
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06-19-2008, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by kenpachi
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Turns out it's neither the heat nor the humidity, but rather a foot-long meatball sub that will cause all the sweating.
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That was mine as well. *chuckle* |
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06-19-2008, 12:33 AM
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Mine as well. We are all Scorpios?
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06-19-2008, 12:34 AM
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Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Well I don't agree with the description written in that article...  |
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06-19-2008, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Cricket
Mine as well. We are all Scorpios?
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That would appear to be the case.
Sounds like it's time for a poll. 
EDIT: D'oh. zeruel broke the trend. |
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06-19-2008, 12:36 AM
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EDIT: D'oh. zeruel broke the trend.
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Oopss... Sorry... Didn't mean to... |
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06-19-2008, 12:37 AM
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Virgo August 23 - September 22
Your claims that you can't do nothing right are incorrect. What you mean you to say is "can't do anything right."
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06-19-2008, 01:34 AM
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im aquarius
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06-19-2008, 11:10 PM
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Libra September 23 - October 23
While it's true that your marriage isn't dead yet, the circling vultures and lurking coyotes can't be a good sign.
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06-19-2008, 11:14 PM
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I love the Onion... can't wait for the movie to come out!
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06-20-2008, 04:00 AM
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Gemini May 21 - June 21
The stars foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then pretty much anyone could have told you that.
..oh this is comforting lol
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06-20-2008, 04:46 AM
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Libra September 23 - October 23
While it's true that your marriage isn't dead yet, the circling vultures and lurking coyotes can't be a good sign.
but i'm not married yet |
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06-20-2008, 05:19 AM
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Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
"Lately it feels like you're living a lie, which would explain the part about winning the pie-eating contest, swimming in shark infested waters, and having sex with women".
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06-20-2008, 05:57 AM
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Pisces February 19 - March 20
Remember: Anything can be accomplished with enough grit, determination, and cups of black coffee.
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06-20-2008, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by earthbound soul
Libra September 23 - October 23
While it's true that your marriage isn't dead yet, the circling vultures and lurking coyotes can't be a good sign.
but i'm not married yet |
I guess this one is for me not yours...lol! 
But I couldn't believe it, was that true? |
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06-20-2008, 06:23 AM
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Your flawless table manners, impeccable hygiene, and extensive vocabulary may seem strange to some, but then they've never met anyone raised by the Wolffs before.
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huh? What the heck? |
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06-20-2008, 11:28 AM
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the onion is great, they have a paper circular now in my city!
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06-20-2008, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jabo
Aquarians
huh? What the heck?
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Pretty accurate, eh? |
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