Public Teacher Arrested

[Kryvast]

NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'

They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.



I like this one the most among other version of this joke.

[crimson_river]

very funny

[Sun and kisses]

that was funny and interesting thanks LOL

"Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle"

[lloyd.velarde@gmail.]

this one is really good! very funny...

[Blender]

I don't think the grounds for his arrest will stand up during the trial.

[jamilla_0001]

nice one...thanks for sharing..

[Kryvast]

Originally Posted by Blender

I don't think the grounds for his arrest will stand up during the trial.

But once proven he's an Al-gebra movement member their's no more escape for that teacher.

[jowsefpirate]

hahaha, this is funny, but true

[D3n!ss3_gÜrL]

Originally Posted by Blender

I don't think the grounds for his arrest will stand up during the trial.

LMAO! hey mate get a life!