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Old 07-02-2008, 12:48 PM
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
‘Jesus is watching you.’

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and
began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.

‘Yep,’ the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you.’

The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh?- - - Who in the world are you?’

‘Moses,’ replied the bird.

‘Moses?’- - - the burglar laughed .. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’

‘The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.’
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:37 AM
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It is important to consider the morality of our actions. Sometimes we can hear the voice of the Lord when we least expect it.
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