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Old 07-18-2008, 02:15 AM
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This goes out to the ladies out there!

This is what you're suppose to respond when some ugly guy comes up to you with the worst pick up line ever!

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"So what do you do for a living?"
"Female impersonator."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." (V.D. for Venereal Disease)

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
She: Most peoples' do!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."

He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

"I can see forever in your eyes."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:51 AM
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Girls are too rude...
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:57 AM
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So dee have you used any of those lines?
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:57 AM
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^ well some guys do deserve what dee had posted.
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:10 AM
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Girls are too rude...
Aw common now, men do it too!!

here's some example,

“If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

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So dee have you used any of those lines?
uhmm... yeah.. some of it!


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^ well some guys do deserve what dee had posted.
yeah, especially to those men who has an awful attitude!
 
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:40 AM
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"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
these will definitely stop them right after you say it.. or they'll never ever approach you again
 
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:53 AM
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it's the perfect line to avoid the man that you don't like
 
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:20 PM
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Good thing I haven't experienced those things.......yet! lol
 
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:40 AM
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LOL...thanks for sharing..
those lines are effective...really
 
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:35 PM
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ROFL! dee, you got some great lines in there!

Haven't done or used any of those words as I used to play safe and nice, heh
 
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Old 07-25-2008, 04:44 PM
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This thread just can't be only for you lovely ladies out there!

What about a ladies man?

I've got a good pick up line too, tell me how you would reply...

"You must be very tired because you've been running through my mind all day long baby!"
 
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Old 07-25-2008, 06:44 PM
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You will be getting such kind of funny and sometimes shocking replies till you understand your girlfriend; not someone else
 
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:21 AM
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Good thing men are wiser. We feel less pain. i hope i am right.
 
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:39 PM
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Haha. Some of the words looks nice. And, this thread will help someone..
 
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Old 07-30-2008, 07:27 PM
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It's helpful to those girls who don't like to be courted by the man they don't like. Some of the lines up there i used before, especially during my colleges days.
 
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:15 PM
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in the olden days there were just few lines but things are getting too complex these days. most of the lines are just new inventions and some are just funny.
 
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:02 AM
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i think it will be very effective to use those lines.....
 
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:01 AM
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If a guy has a lot of cash and a cool ride, there is a huge possibility that he won't hear those lines, there is even a greater possibility that he would be saying those lines to the ladies...

Quote:
She:I want to give myself to you."
He:"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

She:"I can tell that you want me."
He:"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
 
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