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Originally Posted by Blender
I really want a scar across my eye. My girlfriend says no. Don't you think dudes look so much tougher and cooler with eye scars?
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Are you insane? I don't think dudes with scars look tougher or cooler. I probably think to myself "what idiotic thing did they do to get that?". Not cool. I mean if you have one from something legitimate, fine...no big deal.
Anyway, what good is a scar if there's no story behind it? Say you do find someone who thinks its "cool", they'll be like "cool scar, how'd you get it"... and you'll have no good story.. you'll be like "well i thought it would look cool, so i made one." Then you look like a moron. If you inflict an injury on yourself for the creation of a scar, I'm sorry to say, but you're likely only to prove the whole "thinning of the herd" theory. See you in next year's edition of the Darwin Awards!!