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08-02-2006, 06:14 PM
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Political Humour
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.: I WAS BORN WITH NOTHING...AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT!! :.
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08-02-2006, 07:25 PM
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Individualist
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08-03-2006, 02:32 AM
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Well I thought it was funny, then again I'm weird 
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.: I WAS BORN WITH NOTHING...AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT LEFT!! :.
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08-03-2006, 02:34 AM
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Southern Brat
Join Date: 10-13-03
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Well I thought it was funny, then again I'm weird |
Your weird? 
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08-05-2006, 11:55 AM
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lol, some people have a lot of time on their hands.
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08-05-2006, 01:39 PM
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Aye I wear 4 watches
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08-25-2006, 04:26 AM
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excellent and cool
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08-25-2006, 07:02 AM
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v7n Mentor
Join Date: 01-15-06
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08-25-2006, 09:47 AM
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Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
- Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions inthe seventh largest country in the world, California.
- White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.
- Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
- Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)
- Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
- Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
- George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
- 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
- Texas executes last remaining citizen.
- Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
- Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
- Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
- New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.
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11-21-2006, 09:50 AM
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The difference between being Politically Left or Right
Great email I got today. I usually just delete this junk but this one seemed accurate.
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It's a joke son, learn to laugh at yourself you will live longer.
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week"
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his front door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him
at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when
the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books
such as, "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More
Successful." Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up at his door waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.
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11-21-2006, 10:22 AM
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Individualist
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Texas executes last remaining citizen.
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LOL
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Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
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12-12-2006, 10:12 AM
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Old Joke, New Canidate.
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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long......
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
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12-12-2006, 05:50 PM
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12-12-2006, 05:52 PM
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12-12-2006, 05:59 PM
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I laughed my booty off at this.
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01-10-2007, 07:55 AM
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v7n Mentor
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...but 'I didn't inhale'.
Yeah, sure. 
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01-10-2007, 08:27 AM
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v7n Mentor
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Wow, is that picture doctored? If it is then it is an excellent job. Were did that come from Ferre?
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