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Bin Laden Targets Sanders, Donut
Speaking from his ultra-secret hideout at 177 DustyMeadow Rd, in Quetta, Pakistan, Al Queda head honcho Osama binLaden announced his top ten favorite targets for 2007.
Among the surprise candidates for terrorist ire, retired Special Forces frogman, and popular chicken magnate Colonel William Janus Sanders, and the American donut king, Alfred Alfonse Donut, aka Mr. Donut.
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