This page is dedicated to exposing the REAL Number One Public Health Problem in America today: Masturbation. If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about Masturbation, then you have come to the wrong place! But if you have come to be Educated on the Straight Facts about the EVILS of Masturbation, then Welcome!
One of the many solutions to stop people from masturbating according to that site:
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Surgery: Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely eliminated Masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which is analogous to circumcision in the male. (Clitoridectomy has gotten a bad reputation in the West, but only because in Africa it is often done with crude instruments, without anesthesia, and under unsanitary conditions. When it is mandated in America it will, of course, be done in a sterile, modern operating room with anesthesia.) A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is permanently cured of Masturbation and other lascivious behavior, but the Godless bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. have had the audacity to OUTLAW this operation! One of the main goals of Americans For Purity is to not only repeal the laws against Clitoridectomy, but to make it mandatory for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early enough).
This is NOT a parody or a (sick) joke. These people are for real.
So, let's remove the arms and legs and tongues of all the members of the "True Christian Church" before they can make any laws and render them unable to make laws in the future.
That is seriously sick and demented! Can we ship all these nutcases off to some island?
Um..they even think candles should be banned, no matter what their shape, and that sausages, cucumbers, and carrots should be sold pre-sliced. And that SSRI's cause you not to be able to get off? WTF? Reading that page... wow, it does sound like a joke, but knowing what kind of freaks live in this county, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually believe it.
Sounds like a bunch of people run by some mentally deranged leader, not too disimillar to the "God Hates America" religion.
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It is hard to fight the Liberals these days. They have so engrossed their religion of Science into our every day lives. They tell us we can't burn witches or kill Catholics anymore (but we can still burn them in the media). Us True Christians have been forced by the Liberals to give in a little and call The Truth, "Christian Science". Yes, "Science" is Satan's word, but people rather listen to the word "Science". All True Christians know that Science is a silly thing for idiots only. Faith is ALWAYS superior and RIGHT over Science. The Liberals brainwash most people otherwise, but they will all BURN in Hell!!
Tell you what, if I had never read the bible and and understand it as I do, I'd rather join Ferre and accept his beliefs than listen to nuts like these
I mean, someone mind telling me (from the bible) what God has against science?
First of all, the female circumcisions that are being performed in Africa have nothing to do with this organization. This "church," and I use that term loosely, is just another one of those gay bashing street preaching groups that are out there to shock you.
Tell you what, if I had never read the bible and and understand it as I do, I'd rather join Ferre and accept his beliefs than listen to nuts like these
For many non christians, nuts like these only prove that the Abrahamic sects are a breeding ground for nutcases like that.
Ferre, you are so off-base dude. For every "one" of these types, I could show you hundreds of well-meaning Christian pastors who help those in the community each day. Don't be silly.
Ferre, you are so off-base dude. For every "one" of these types, I could show you hundreds of well-meaning Christian pastors who help those in the community each day. Don't be silly.
Yep, helping the community has always been a good way to gain trust. It's also a way to get close to the children.
