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Forum: Forum Lobby 01-07-2014, 04:44 PM
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Posted By ewomack
I'm thinking of all those years I wasted trying...

I'm thinking of all those years I wasted trying to be popular on the internet... :D
Forum: Forum Lobby 05-01-2013, 03:42 PM
Replies: 19,836
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Posted By ewomack
I'm wondering how I would scratch myself without...

I'm wondering how I would scratch myself without finger or toe nails... I would have to procure a tool... that would be very inconvenient...
Forum: Forum Lobby 09-11-2012, 04:01 PM
Replies: 19,836
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Posted By ewomack
The other day, someone told me, "I don't think...

The other day, someone told me, "I don't think what happened actually happened." I'm thinking about that...
Forum: Forum Lobby 09-01-2011, 08:43 PM
Replies: 19,836
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Posted By ewomack
Spaghetti makes a bad wig. Or a good one......

Spaghetti makes a bad wig.

Or a good one... depending on how you live...

But angel hair pasta works great... try it... NOW!!!
Forum: Forum Lobby 03-21-2011, 05:13 PM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
A warning for hairy men: birds love to yank...

A warning for hairy men: birds love to yank facial (and other) hair out by the root. Caution!!! CAUTION!!!!
Forum: Forum Lobby 03-15-2011, 08:10 PM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
My nostrils were not designed as extra storage...

My nostrils were not designed as extra storage space... time to replan yet again...
Forum: Forum Lobby 12-20-2010, 11:01 AM
Replies: 19,836
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Posted By ewomack
りすの肉を食べません。 Je ne veux pas mange un...

りすの肉を食べません。

Je ne veux pas mange un croissant de fromage maintenant! J'ai mangé une mouche. Est-ce que vous voulez manger une mouche aussi?

Language barriers keep stupid thoughts from...
Forum: Forum Lobby 12-15-2010, 10:21 AM
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Posted By ewomack
The polymorphous nature of matter never fails to...

The polymorphous nature of matter never fails to amaze... if someone throws a baked potato at you, it hurts. But mashed potatoes cause little to no pain whatsoever if hurtled. A-mazing...
Forum: Forum Lobby 11-23-2010, 10:21 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
No one ever delivers pounds of gold to my...

No one ever delivers pounds of gold to my doorstep as a mere act of random kindness... what a horrible world!!!
Forum: Forum Lobby 11-08-2010, 06:32 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
When will stores begin having year-round...

When will stores begin having year-round permanent xmas displays? Why not? I think Santa appeared in July this year...
Forum: Forum Lobby 09-19-2010, 06:15 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
If I collected all of my fallen skin cells, could...

If I collected all of my fallen skin cells, could I recreate myself? Or would I just get a snakeskin like carpet?
Forum: Forum Lobby 08-22-2010, 04:51 AM
Replies: 19,836
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Posted By ewomack
Someday I'll look back and realize that...

Someday I'll look back and realize that everything was actually ok...
Forum: Forum Lobby 08-16-2010, 04:42 AM
Replies: 19,836
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Posted By ewomack
There must be a little bit of nothingness in...

There must be a little bit of nothingness in somethingness and there must be a little bit of somethingness in nothingness...
Forum: Forum Lobby 08-11-2010, 08:58 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
Bacteria will one day rule the world...

Bacteria will one day rule the world...
Forum: Forum Lobby 07-20-2010, 10:07 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
In the end, all that may be left of us are fire...

In the end, all that may be left of us are fire hydrants... the next time you pass one meditate upon it fervently...
Forum: Forum Lobby 07-12-2010, 09:54 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
There's no way I can recreate the fingernails I...

There's no way I can recreate the fingernails I had three years ago... they're long clipped...
Forum: Forum Lobby 06-25-2010, 09:49 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
Frute Brute was murdered by Count Chocula and...

Frute Brute was murdered by Count Chocula and Franken Berry... and they GOT AWAY WITH IT!!!!
Forum: Forum Lobby 06-13-2010, 10:08 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
Trying not to think. You know, zen stuff and all...

Trying not to think. You know, zen stuff and all that.
Forum: Forum Lobby 05-17-2010, 06:06 PM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
No one loves me more than I do.

No one loves me more than I do.
Forum: Forum Lobby 04-12-2010, 09:48 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
Gazelles must think we're slow dullards. We have...

Gazelles must think we're slow dullards. We have no bounding powers.
Forum: Forum Lobby 04-03-2010, 11:17 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
My cuticles say a lot about my personality......

My cuticles say a lot about my personality... apparently I am good at holding fingernails in place...
Forum: Forum Lobby 02-07-2010, 07:31 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
If we came from the void, perhaps there's a bit...

If we came from the void, perhaps there's a bit of void left in all of us... so where is it?
Forum: Forum Lobby 09-13-2009, 07:24 PM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
Can vampires eat wax lips?

Can vampires eat wax lips?
Forum: Forum Lobby 09-09-2009, 07:48 PM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
Does meat know it's being grinded when we grind...

Does meat know it's being grinded when we grind it?
Forum: Forum Lobby 08-29-2009, 09:50 AM
Replies: 19,836
Views: 1,517,469
Posted By ewomack
Anxiety defoils stomach lining...

Anxiety defoils stomach lining...
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