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Old 07-16-2005, 03:40 PM
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Leader of Men - think of the pottential health & safety issues before you go planning this too much and how much she might sue you for!

- A boat: If she falls in her family will sue & she might sue for the cost of the dress which is now ruined as it was dry clean only

- Christmas lights: Around water?? Thats a guaranteed electrocution

- Rose Pettles: Eek, have you got a "Floor might be slippery" sign?

- Roses: Make sure there are no thorns or that could be a trip to the hospital

- Blanket: If theres a bed make sure it's no more than 3" from the ground as I'm guessing you've heard the stats about the number of people who injure themselves falling out of bed?

- Candles: Got the right type of fire extinguisher? CO/2 is best for naked flames, but not in close proximity to people. Foam is good, but might polute the water and Argon is excellent, but it destroys the ozone layer so will give you sunburn next year...

Oh dear, this is an insurance nightmare!


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We could just lay there and look at the stars or talk or whatever. Something like that?
A word of advice - don't try to get too frisky with her unless she looks very interested as she won't trust your motives again. You probably can run your fingers around her middle and show that you can be gentle and loving without needing to get frisky....might also work in your favour this time.

And if things do get interesting, remember that 90% of sex has absolutely nothing to do with where you're bits enter. That should be the last thing on the menu after she's gently moaned & smiled her way through at least four courses minimum...

If you want to know what I mean and haven't been with an older woman, PM me as it's way too explicit to write here, unless the forum rules allow for genuine but explicit advice.


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Well, any women want to help a guy out?
Is this advice or are you looking for a new girlfriend in case this doesn't work out?

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Old 07-17-2005, 10:32 AM
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Good thing we have insurance then!

This might go down tomorrow, it would be special then because it will be our 1 month.
 
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Old 07-17-2005, 02:06 PM
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Dont play all your aces at once, remember she will expect you to top it next time
 
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Old 07-17-2005, 02:33 PM
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Dont play all your aces at once, remember she will expect you to top it next time
Does that mean she is on top first time, Ricoool............Ranger.
 
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Old 07-17-2005, 05:53 PM
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well whatever rocks her boat
 
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Old 07-18-2005, 12:23 AM
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Good Luck L O M let us all know how it goes :-p
 
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Old 07-19-2005, 12:29 AM
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yeah, goodluck on your romantic night buddy.
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:18 AM
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So... What's the Deal... How did your night go??? Did you guys "talk" all night long? Were there any candles knocked over with all of the heavy "Talking" that you did???
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:21 AM
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LOM just sent me this picture of himself (after the special night).


 
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Old 07-20-2005, 11:27 AM
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I decided to hold off on this particular plan for a little bit, bugs could get pretty bad.
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:12 PM
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WHAT THE HELL..... This is like the season Finale of your favorite show and you have to wait all summer long to see what heppens....

DAMN YOU!


Trade in the scented candles for some citronella candles....
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:15 PM
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Hehhe, go get a bike.
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:15 PM
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Girls think citronella things smell don't they?
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:16 PM
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Trade in the scented candles for some citronella candles....
They don't work in Minnesota. Land of 10,000+ lakes.

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Old 07-20-2005, 12:26 PM
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So you let bugs ruin your chances?

Well have fun this summer...not scoring!

PS: I wish I could change the picture above to a big turd! You're not the captain of the Loveboat anymore, LOM!
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:28 PM
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Girls think citronella things smell don't they?

Haven't you seen the commercials..... Buy some of this.... You will be "talking" like bunnies in no time....

 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:30 PM
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Fine, I'll get some yardguard and maybe a campfire and such... I'll see what I can do about the bugs.
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:32 PM
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Fine, I'll get some yardguard and maybe a campfire and such... I'll see what I can do about the bugs.
Now we're gettin' somewhere. Good thing you have us!

Google is your friend!

http://www.google.com/search?q=mosquito+repellent
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 12:37 PM
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"Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends"
 
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If nothing else works, get her drunk and tell her the rumour goes she's a lesbian.

 
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