Stop Spammers - Spank Mod

[solidghost]

Let me introduce myself. I am a experienced coder in PHP, MySQL among other exotic interest.

I have created the ultimate mod for all directory owners. However, currently it is only for phplinkdirectory v3.06 to v3.2. I have not tested in out on older versions, so beware. In the future, I will write mods for other directory scripts like PowerSeek SQL.

What it does: I called it the Spank Mod because what it does is it spanks the person doing the submission if he or she submits a spam site to your directory. This powerful little script will cause the spammers' PC to spank them, ranging from softly to very hard, depending on how spammy the site is and whether the spammer is female or male. If it is female, it will be very very very very hard. Paddle is provided. You can choose which butt cheek to spank from the admin options. You can even choose to alternative the butt cheeks.

It takes information from a list of known spam sites and spammers IP address. So once a submission is done, the script will send information to this list to see whether it has been blacklisted or not. Once a spam site is detected or a known spammer is found, the spank mod willl then activate.

How to get it: Due to the complex installation, you cannot download this script and install it yourself. You need to PM me and I will do the installation of the script myself. The price is US$10,000 and includes testing. You need to find a volunteer yourself though.

Why get it?: Spammers will fear your directory. They will avoid spamming your directory. You will be happy.

Known problems: Some people just like being spanked. So if a spammer have such lifestyle preference, then you will be actually encouraging him/her to spam even more. Sorry, this mod doesn't cover such deviant behaviour at this time.

If you would like more information on this mod, please visit: <link removed>. Thank you for your interest.

[chicgeek]

If you like more information, I encourage you to message the user or post here.

[nks]

I have a web directory myself... and I'd like more information.... it is kind of tiring having some webmasters submitting and resubmitting the same site over and over again....

[solidghost]

nks: Pmed you. Yes, it will eliminate 70-80% of spam to your directory.
chicgeek: Damn, my link building campaign is spolit.

[nks]

erm..... I did not get any PM from you.